In that great fruit bowl of life, are you a pear or an apple? Does eating dessert feel like a mortal sin? Do you feel like your clothes are shrinking? Cheer up, you’re in good company. After all, how do you think the Venus de Milo would look in a thong? Watch our heroine laugh, cry and sing her way to self-acceptance, and meet a host of characters you won’t soon forget, including an aerobics instructor who’s “beyond fit,” a game show host from Hell, and a singing doll with the blues. Did we mention giant nude figure paintings by Titian and Boucher that get to tell their side of the story? Pound for pound, IN MY HEAD I’M THIN is a winner! And remember, laughing burns up calories, so indulge!
​NOW PLAYING! "IT'S A FUNNY FUN HIT!"
​ANOTHERNOT-SO-LOVELY LOVE LETTERS
By Patty Pinkham (Playwright of last season’s sold-out hit, “The Not-So-Lovely Love Letters”)
FINAL WEEKEND!
​THURSDAY 7pm, FRIDAY 7:30pm, SATURDAY 2pm and 7:30pm​
THURSDAY IS
 "PAY WHAT YOU CAN"

​TICKETS AVAILABLE AT DOOR OR CALL 747-5434 TO RESERVE

FRIDAY AND SATURDAY SHOWS $20 ADULTS / $18 SENIORS

​FINAL WEEKEND! 

"The HIT-larious new "Southern style" comedy sequel about finding love through internet dating. We start the season off with non-stop laughter when Fannie Lou and Jimmie Tate, “another couple of age”, join Silver Southern Singles and realize you can meet, date and break up with someone without ever leaving the comforts of home! ANOTHER NOT-SO-LOVELY LOVE LETTERS is a whole lot of uproarious misunderstandings with comical consequences- and a happy ending, of course!" ​
190 US ROUTE 1, FALMOUTH ME 04105  
​(5 MINUTES NORTH OF DOWNTOWN PORTLAND)
BOX OFFICE 747-5434     FOOTLIGHTSINFO @ AOL.COM   THEFOOTLIGHTSTHEATRE.COM

the FOOTLIGHTS THEATRE

Starring
MEGAN CROSS
OCTOBER 3rd - 20th

​WEDNESDAYS & THURSDAYS at 7:00pm

​"PAY WHAT YOU CAN" (Reservations Strongly Suggested)

​and

FRIDAYS at 7:30pm

SATURDAYS at 2:00pm and 7:30pm

​ADULTS $20. SENIORS $18.

Written by Susan Poulin and Gordon Carlisle
​Starring
MICHAEL J. TOBIN and GRETCHEN G. WOOD
COMING SOON!
"If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffee!"
"If you were my wife, I'd drink it!"
FOR THE COMFORT OF THOSE AROUND YOU, PLEASE DO NOT WEAR STRONG PERFUMES OR COLOGNES TO THE THEATRE. THANK YOU.
IN MY HEAD I'M THIN

​A Musical Comedy